5. The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
-Martin Mulle
some actor
4. It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
-Heraclitus
Greek philosopher (540 BC – 480 BC)
3. I drink to make other people interesting.
-George Jean Nathan
some drama critic ( 1882-1956)
2. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
you know the guy
1. Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
-W.C. Fields
acteur américain aux initiales peu crédibles (1880 – 1946)